I'm a single little cookie

I'm goofy. I'm silly. I'm unique. I'm different from everyone else. And I'm 13. I love Homestuck and My Little Pony. I always draw. ALWAYS. I like to eat too. I ove the friends I already have but I don't like to socialize physically or whatever. If you ask me anything,I'll always answer!

Remember thay oone spongebob episode where spongebob and patrick made sqiudward into a titan and played tag with him

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You know when you wake up but it takes a while to open your eyes?, or is it just me

I just had a dream that I was out jogging but then I came up to this steep bridge but I couldnt climb it so I turned back and jumped off this huge hill then I realized I didnt have a parachute so I was finally able to open my eyes

Omg and I always get this creepy dream like this one creepy dude is using characters from Gravity Falls to suit up and his face always looks like he’s starting a war

Guys…I think I can see into the future

You know when you wake up but it takes a while to open your eyes?, or is it just me

When you cant open your eyes, like your self conscious is trying to protect you from this monster but the monster only comes when you close your eyes and your self conscious doesnt want you to open your eyes so you just lay stuck there but then you get scared and open your eyes but the monster isnt there. The monster goes to someone else until they open their eyes and it just keeps going around the world but when everyone is awake he goes to his secret lair and gives the creepy guy all the evidence and information they needed all along to start the war
The war between humanity and fear-fear being the only thing bugging us until now

REBLOG AND TELL EVERYONE

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miss-a-t-o-m-i-c-bomb:

I don’t know whether you’ve heard the news or even care about them, but Russia about an hour ago declared war against Ukraine, as if the death of 86 people in the past weeks wasn’t enough . I live in Ukraine and all the recent events have been pretty shocking and sad. I usually don’t ask for things, but please if you’re religious pray for peace in Ukraine, if not, then please wish for it. Thank you

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am-i-rose-or-davesprite:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

john-barowman:

dontwakethedragons:

what-is-gmans-gender:

loveurlittlethings7:

linalovesonedirection:

onedgirl2299:

Good kisser;)


Good kisser

After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.

reblog or sarah’s lips will haunt you and give you bad luck for eight years


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oh mY GOD

am-i-rose-or-davesprite:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

john-barowman:

dontwakethedragons:

what-is-gmans-gender:

loveurlittlethings7:

linalovesonedirection:

onedgirl2299:

Good kisser;)

Good kisser

After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.

reblog or sarah’s lips will haunt you and give you bad luck for eight years

reblogging for that story

oh mY GOD

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lolsofunny:

grawly:

grawly:

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this shark is hungry. dangerous.

this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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youve angered it

More lol here!

Hey everyone shut up about the new dashboard for a second

ladyholmesoftardis:

chaoticbanter:

space-hatred:

There’s something more important.

Japanese River Otters have been declared extinct.

This is now a Japanese River Otter appreciation and memorial post.

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RIP little otters, there was nothing you could do.

D’:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wat has the world come to

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covered-corners:

fatboy-rizzoli-torres:

increditasticular:

okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% true

It kills me how sad she looks in the second gif. =\

Accurately describes society’s views on women.

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